August 2012
kanyewestvirginia:
when we’re old and we tell our grandkids about our crazy times on tumblr they’ll probably look at us like we’re on crack
Top 10 Common Dreams and Their Meanings
psych-facts:
Car Troubles In these types of dreams you are usually in or near a car or some other type of vehicle which is out of control or has other problems that seem insurmountable. For example, the brakes may have failed, you may have lost control of the steering, or be heading over a cliff or crashing. You can either be the driver or the passenger. This is a very common type of nightmare...
slowqueen:
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
troldemort:
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
annoying person: you need anger management classes
me: you need shut the fuck up classes
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
losemyselfcompletely:
do you ever lay in the dark and think about what a shitty person you are or is that just me
