August 2012
kellyjellyfish:
renardchaton:
CAN BLACK PEOPLE EVEN GET SUNBURN
No man. You just get darker and darker until you turn into night and disappear.
i’ve got two emotions: gay and asleep
Messaging someone
Them: Doesn’t reply Me: I regret this Me: I regret everything Me: I regret my whole life Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
okay so the next disney princess should be a blogger who gets kidnapped by an internet troll when she tries going outside and her favorite youtuber comes to save her and the moral of the story is to never leave your computer
doctorholmesofhogwarts:
loves-not-a-three-way-street:
ja-10:
221cbakerstreet:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”
plot twist: the season finale is...
unclefather:
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
fearcult:
reblog if u think the next disney princess should be the dark lord satan
tompiddleston:
who else fondly remembers the time in their life when they thought they were straight
nothing but memories now, lost in a sea of gay
