Making my way downtown
And I’m hell bound
It looks more to me like you’re on the
Highway to Hell
i have missed a golden opportunity
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
This is my favorite thing ever.
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails