sir-oliver-tressilian:

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the 

Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused


tttired:

who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?

(Source: pinkandpierced)

vvebkinz:

image

(Source: kayhood)

itsbetterthananal:

rebloggable version


horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

(Source: tapdancers)

i-have-been-johnlocked:

This is my favorite thing ever.

(Source: awesomephilia.com)

(Source: leilockheart)

burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

image

(Source: urethralfisting)